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 Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1

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Which roast is better?
Jake English
17%
 17% [ 1 ]
Nicey
83%
 83% [ 5 ]
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PostSubject: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1   Tue Jun 21, 2016 1:47 pm

Brackets: http://challonge.com/EnvisionRoastCup 


Rules:

  • You can swear your opponent as long as it has a reason. 




  • You may post but you can't edit after that.




  • You will have 48 hours to respond to the other persons roast.




  • No Spam from the people who would be voting as it is not needed.




  • ONE vote for ONE IP.




  • If any rules are broken, there would be punishments.










I can track edits aswell as your IP you voted in so don't try to cheat. 


Polls are up.


@Jake English will be posting the first roast VS Nicey. You have 48 hours to do so.
@Nicey will post his roast after.

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PostSubject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1   Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:42 pm

Ayeee, it be the Doctah in the house
Gonna beat you down until yer dead
Then I'll cut off your head!
Morbid, don't you think?
Stop and don't even blink
I'm the king of rhymes and roasts
So go ahead and take some notes
Grab that book of yours
And I'll give you some tours
Maybe you'll win?
Ha, I doubt it.
What do you think about this,
You little shit?
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PostSubject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1   Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:40 pm

AY LIL DOCTAH LEME TEL U SOMETHING...
THOUGHT U CAN COME TO MY SITE AND SAY DUMB SHIT?
CATCH ME IN SOUTH AFRICA POSTED WITH THE BOYS
ME CLASSIC AND DEVESH, PACKING SOME NOISEE

THIS BOOK I GOT DONT GOT SILLY SHIT WRITTEN
I GOT ENOUGH BARS TO MAKE THIS SHIT A PRISON
WHEN U TYPED TAHT SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WAS KIDDIN
ALL THAT AMATEUR SHIT HAD ME LIKE "NO HE DIDN'TT!!"

LEME TELL U WHY YO NAME'S JAKE ENGLISH
I WAS BORED SO I STEPPED UP TO A BROAD WITH NO IMAGE
A SPANISH CHICK, WITH ENOUGH ASS TO GET MY DICK IN
WHEN SHE MUMBLED WHAT'S MY NAME I SAID BICH SPEAK ENGLISH!!
9 MONTHS AFTER IN AN ALLEY FAR AWAY
YOUNG JAKE POPPED HIS HEAD AND LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAY..
"I'M DA DOCTAH!" NO U AINT
"I SPIT BARS" YO SHIT LAME
"IMA GO ON EF AND GET MY ASS SLAYED,
ON THE 21ST OF JUNE.. THAT'S THE DAY I WANA DIE
WHEN I TRY AND RAP VS THE LEGEND N-I-C-E-Y"

HOW THIS DUDE GONNA SAY HE CAN RHYME AND ROAST?
BUT WHEN I STEP TO THE MIC, YO HEAD DOWN U LOST HOPE
I EAT YAL NIGGAS UP LIKE FAT NIGGAS DO TOAST
U DONT WANT NO ROUND 2.. U DROOLIN U OVERDOSED
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PostSubject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1   Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:25 pm

Shit, you got class?
Bet not, since you can't do shit.
Spit shit, say shit, do shit, useless.
What the fuck ya gonna do when I bash you with a fucking hammer?
You want to use all caps with horrid grammar? Do it.
You seem like you're from the alley ways,
So go back home and go do something better than trying to roast me
Since I'm unroastable
You know nothing of me
I'm someone who is in the shadows
I see
I watch
I sight
I kill
And today you will be slayed
With the sword of the gods
And now go jump away or hop
Since no one wants you here you little bitch
What can you do other than curse and screech?
I don't think much since you just do whatever you want
Do what you want to roast
But all I know is that the only way you're winning
Is because of all yer backers
Go ahead, have them
Since this roast cup will show that you're weak
A waste of time
So why bother against the Doctor
Of raps and sweet rhymes?
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PostSubject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1   Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:44 am

I THOUGHT U HAD SUMN GOING TILL U STOPPED RHYMING
HALF WAY IN, SOUNDED LIKE A CAT WAS DYIN
HOW U GONNA GO AND BASE YO ROAST ON MINES
TALKIN BOUT SLAYED AND ALLIES, THIS SHIT'S PLAGIARIZED
SAYIN MY SHIT'S WEAK BUT YO'S AINT EVEN RHYMED
WHY BOTHER WITH YOU? YOU RIGHT I'M WASTING TIME
WHY AM I ON ALL CAPS? THAT'S SHIT TO EMPHASIZE 
EMPHASIZE YO DEMISE, FROM NOW TIL THE END OF TIME

LEME TELL U A SECRET BOUT YO LATEST COMPETITION
NIGGAS ONLY VOTED FOR YOU CUS YO OPPONENT WAS TRIPPIN
IT WAS LIKE DECIDING FROM 2 OF THE WORST RAPPERS ON E-VISION
THEN A DISAPPOINTMENT WAS CHOSEN, THE DOCTAH JAKE ENGLISH

COMIN UP TO ME THINKIN U GOT A CHANCE
DROPIN BOMBS LIKE AIRPLANES DID ON PAKISTAN
NO MERCY NO WITNESS BLOODSHED LIKE TARZAN
LIKE A HOUSE WITH NO AIR CONDITIONIN, U NEED A FAN
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PostSubject: Re: Nicey VS Jake English | 1 V 1   Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:29 am

You sound like a duck
You go QUACK QUACK QUACK
It's fucking annoying son
You sound like you're on crack.
Go find yourself something better to do
Than spitting that shit
Go find yourself elsewhere
Cause I'm about to get some shit lit
Hey, see that in the distance?
That's your house!
I wonder what would happen with some arson coming in
I bet you don't even got a spouse
Go ahead and spit some more
Since it doesn't bother me
I am what I am, I am everything
Everything that you wish to be
You throw some shit here, shit there
Go ahead, throw it everywhere!
I should send you in the woods
Hunger Games 2.0?
Fight and win
Or hide and die
But all I know is that I am the king
Now go back and hide
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